January 2012
December 2011
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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Non English Speakers
badassmexicans:
If you come across a person who does not speak or fully understand English. Please do not yell your words and slow them down. What the fuck kind of knowledge is that? First of all they are not deaf so yelling is most certainly not going make them comprehend any better. Second of all speaking slow will just make you look like a dumbass. Don’t get mad or frustrated, they came to...
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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
quimichpatlan:
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
once again, please remember this, killing yourself and other people is a really shitty way to start off the new year. happy hogmanay everyone <:
Had a very good productive day. One of my...
Helped a best friend move. Held kitten cats! Almost died myself driving home in thick fog. I now go to le sleep! Goodnight and may everyone dream sweetly!
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
Homosexual person: I'm gay
Decent Human Being: True.
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Robbery Fail
Fuck! People already thought of them!
Wonder where I can get one??
So many ideas flying through my mind...
1) Sax bong
2) Tuba bong
3) little mermaid bong
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Why I don't want you...
You will never be good for me. Maybe for someone else. But not for me. I don’t want to have to take care of ANYONE. I want to be there for someone but not be depended on. I don’t want to live my life for you. I want to live it for myself. You are 25, and you don’t own a car, and you don’t have a steady job, and you still live at home. You have not gone to...
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hotmesssuccess replied to your post: I know this is weird… but I feel like I am going to die this upcoming year.
i really hope that feeling is a misinterpretation
I hope the same too! I don’t know why but I feel like I will so strongly!
